Religious Group Recruiting
- Me: lol... i'm watching this semi-attractive girl trying to recruit this freshman into an on-campus religious group
- Me: my favorite line "it's so easy to forget about faith here"
- Dan: lol
- Dan: you should play devils advocate and try to recruit her into a ficticious athiest club.
- Dan: just mess with their heads.
- Me: lol
- Me: "it's so easy to forget about faith here. so just do it"
- Me: "have sex with tons of guys and drink yourself stupid"
- Dan: lol
- Me: "like me"
- Dan: "and my friend Dan"
- Me: lol
- Me: i'd do her
- Dan: good, now that you have the skit down, go do it.
- Me: she's kind of cute
- Dan: good enough reason to go talk to her
- Me: lol
- Dan: does she seem interested?
- Dan: i mean, in the religious thing?
- Me: who?
- Me: oh, it's a guy she's trying to recruit
- Dan: OH!!!
- Dan: lol
- Dan: i got ya
- Dan: well, that puts this all to hell
- Me: yeah
- Me: i was hoping she'd come over to try to recruit me and i could be like "um. i'm not a student here. i work here. also, i'm an atheist"
- Me: lol
- Dan: lol
- Dan: "also, i'm only picturing you in your underwear"
- Me: lol
- Me: "what the hell? you aren't wearing any! naughty little jesus girl!"
- Dan: lol
- Dan: "god wants me to punish you with dirtyness"
- Me: this whole scene is so much better in my head now
- Dan: lol
- Dan: awesome.



